i'm not weird, my life just is.
oh lala a real life shake weight!! you wouldn’t think she could find the time in her busy schedule!!! I’m sorry to say this is not even a joke, although i did take it out of the box just to see what it really was. It does in fact sit on our living room coffee table.
so I have a mom. she’s pretty cute, she’s 50 years old but she has a crazy lifestyle and about 100 hobbies that keep her young. I’ve decided to start a collection of all the things I see her doing. It’s not to make fun of her, I fucking love my mom, she’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever known, and you can definitely tell we’re related. This is just another way to embrace the different part of my life and essentially (hopefully) this is who I’ll be in 30 years.